“I need a nap and an orgasm.”

An Ancient Proverb, probably  (via sexual-feelings)




tastefullyoffensive:

[moosekleenex]




Title: Drumming Song
Artist: Florence + The Machine
Listened: 57555 times

louder than sirens louder than bells sweeter than heaven and hotter than hell





bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old identical twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.







paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin



sunteaflower:

10scompanion:

but if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like your favorite character isn’t dead

#how am I gonna be an optimist about this {x}




greencarnations:

wearitcounts:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

wearitcounts:

shylocks:

Like tbh intelligence, cleverness, wit, resourcefulness, wisdom, cunning are all arguably fundamentally the same thing applied differently on a practical level and it terms of purposes or anyway very similar and in the same category, (which we could call intelligence) it’s not in those traits that lie the fundamental differences between slytherin and ravenclaw

ravenclaws and slytherins both have ‘intelligence’, it’s a question of originality, individuality, creativity and acceptance vs power, self-preservation, traditionalism and leadership

Sherlock’s a ravenclaw

 (via darlingbenny)

I like to think of it this way

Slytherins are those people who get straight A’s because they work damn fucking hard at it and no one will keep them from reaching the top

Ravenclaws are those people who get straight A’s because they just kind of “remember things from class” and never even crack open a textbook. 

this is honestly the best way i’ve ever had anyone describe to me why both sherlock and i are ravenclaws even though i knew it in my gut this is so so helpful bless thank

steven moffat would sort sherlock into slytherin







Title: White Teeth Teens
Artist: Lorde
Listened: 4379 times

drivearoundtunes:

white teeth teens // lorde

But the notes from my admirers
Fill the dashboard just the same


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